10 důvodů proč jsem přišla pozdě do školy

6. července 2009 v 16:55 | vendy05 (majitelka blogu) |  Blbiny

10 důvodů proč jsem přišla pozdě do školy

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,,Rodiče nemohli najít klíče od mojí klece."

,,Pomáhala jsem Machovi a Šebestové hledat kouzelné sluchátko."

,,Já nejdu pozdě... všichni ostatní jsou tu moc brzo."

,,Už jsem byla skoro ve škole, když jsem si najednou všimla, že mám na sobě ještě pyžamo, a tak jsem se musela vrátit domů a převléknout se."

,,Když jsem přišla do školy, moje učitelka tady nebyla, a tak jsem ji šla hledat ven."

,,Byla jsem unesena mimozemšťany a použita na pokusné účely. Byla jsem pryč padesát let,
které všas naštěstí v pozemském čase znamenají pouhou hodinku."

,,Vymyslela jsem si stroj času, podívala jsem se do budoucnosti a zjistila jsem, že budu mít na vysvědčení samé jedničky. A tak jsem si řekla, že si můžu odteď dovolit volnější režim."

,,Příliš prudce jsem stiskla zubní pastu, a pak jsem se ji celé ráno snažila dostat zpátky do tuby."

,,Obávám se, že vám nemůžu vysvětlit, proč jdu pozdě do školy. Vláda mě zavázala k mlčenlivosti."

,,Měla jsem sen, že jsem nejlepší ze třídy, a tak jsem se nenamáhala vstát ráno z postele."

 

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1 SaBinQa SaBinQa | Web | 18. července 2009 v 20:30 | Reagovat

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2 ATidablidolare ATidablidolare | E-mail | Web | 26. srpna 2017 v 0:20 | Reagovat

This condition is fairly tied to the reproductive system and might have several causes like a result of injury or abnormal the circulation of blood in the testicles.  Use these circumspectly however, while they may lower glucose levels, which can be an inadequate effect that face men whose glucose levels are properly balanced.

3 AlbertSkest AlbertSkest | E-mail | Web | 5. června 2018 v 16:57 | Reagovat

The prostate gland is an essential section of a male's reproductive :. It secretes fluids that assist the transportation and activation of sperm. The prostate is found just before the rectum, below the bladder and around the urethra. When there is prostate problem, it is almost always really miserable and inconvenient to the patient as his urinary strategy is directly affected.

The common prostate health problems are prostate infection, enlarged prostate and cancer of the prostate.

Prostate infection, also called prostatitis, is among the most common prostate-related overuse injury in men younger than 55 years old. Infections in the men's prostate are classified into four types - acute bacterial prostatitis, chronic bacterial prostatitis, chronic abacterial prostatitis and prosttodynia.

Acute bacterial prostatitis is the least common of varieties of prostate infection. It is due to bacteria found in the large intestines or urinary tract. Patients may go through fever, chills, body aches, back pains and urination problems. This condition is treated by using antibiotics or non-steroid anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) to relieve the swelling.

Chronic bacterial prostatitis is a condition of a particular defect in the gland as well as the persistence presence of bacteria in the urinary tract. It can be a result of trauma for the urinary tract or by infections received from other regions in the body. A patient can experience testicular pain, back pains and urination problems. Although it is uncommon, it is usually treated by removal of the prostate defect as well as making use antibiotics and NSAIDs to treat the redness.

Non-bacterial prostatitis is the reason approximately 90% of prostatitis cases; however, researchers have not to create the causes of these conditions. Some researchers feel that chronic non-bacterial prostatitis occur because of unknown infectious agents while other believe intensive exercise and heavy lifting may cause these infections.

Maintaining a Healthy Prostate

To prevent prostate diseases, a proper meals are important. These are some from the actions you can take to maintain your prostate healthy.

1. Drink sufficient water. Proper hydration is essential for overall health and it'll also keep your urinary track clean.

2. Some studies suggest that a number of ejaculations a week will assist to prevent prostate type of cancer.

3. Eat beef in moderation. It has been shown that consuming a lot more than four meals of beef every week will increase the risk of prostate diseases and cancer.

4. Maintain an effective diet with cereals, vegetable and fruits to make sure sufficient intake of nutrients needed for prostate health.

The most critical measure to consider to be sure a normal prostate is usually to choose regular prostate health screening. If you are forty yrs . old and above, you ought to choose prostate examination one or more times 12 months.

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